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israel’s leadership behavior under crisis

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my previous post dealt with how israel's chief of staff found time to sell his portfolio on the day the conflict started (July 12th). it appears dan halutz is not alone. haim ramon , israel's justice minister is likely to be charged with sexual harassment as a result of forcefully french kissing an ex-government employee on that same day.

according to the accuser ramon arrived to a special cabinet meeting to discuss the kidnapping. at the same time a party was going on in the office. the accuser wanted to have her picture taken with the minister, and when they were left alone in the room, he grabbed her and tried to stick his tongue in her mouth..

so while the chief of staff was thinking about his pocket, ramon was thinking with what is underneath his pocket. 

truly admirable behavior at a time of crisis. 

somehow i think dicks played a major role in this conflict. olmert, peretz, nasrallah and israeli generals seemed to be driven by their egos (i.e. trying to show who has a bigger dick), more than by anything else. which also plays into a broader theory i have about the origin of the current war between fundamentalist islam and the west, which i believe is probably the result of depressed sexual needs (which is also my explanation to the settlement movement in the west-bank).

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GorillaSushi said,

August 17, 2006 @

Are you trying to say “Make love, not war”?? :P

itai said,

August 17, 2006 @

My theory is that the war broke because of repressed male aggression over the FIFA world cup which ended 3 days earlier. Iran instegated the cross border raid to cover the shameful performence of their team. The Israeli public was enraged over the overpriced pay per view broadcast and the lack of goals in the tournament, hence the repeating demand to “change the rules of the game in the middle east”. The smug Italians hosted the intl. conference which dealt with conflict and were also the first to offer to send their troops over. Overall we got the same dissapointing result and we hear the same lame commentators on T.V.

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